Why Being a Zombie Beats Being Human

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Andrea Rubio

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Stay Dead - Blog #20

Have you ever wondered why we are so enthusiastic about the zombie lifestyle? It’s simple. On the island of Porto Morto, we’ve perfected the art of living the dream—minus the living part, of course!

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Welcome to a world where the mundane undergoes a monstrous makeover! Say goodbye to the days filled with monotonous chores and uninspiring tasks. Witness the deadly transformations of our main characters who have wholeheartedly embraced the zombie lifestyle. From backyard BBQs to slug-fed dishwashers, life here is anything but ordinary. Dive into the quirks and charms of a community where being a zombie isn’t just a fate, but a way to truly live.

Flipping Burgers, Not Spreadsheets

Back in his human days, he was just another guy shackled to his desk, juggling spreadsheets. Now? He’s the king of the grill, flipping burgers under the sun at his own undead BBQ bash. Zombie Stu doesn’t just survive; he thrives with every sizzle on the grill.

Human Vs Zombie Stu
Human Vs Zombie Stu

Flipping Burgers, Not Spreadsheets

Back in his human days, he was just another guy shackled to his desk, juggling spreadsheets. Now? He’s the king of the grill, flipping burgers under the sun at his own undead BBQ bash. Zombie Stu doesn’t just survive; he thrives with every sizzle on the grill.

Dirty Dishes Meet Zombie Slugs

Then there’s Goryann, who once dreaded the mountain of dirty dishes. Today, she feeds them to her pet zombie slug—a helper that’s not just unusual but downright revolutionary. Who knew zombie pets could be so practical?

Homework? More Like Frog-Roasting Fuel!

Bram, always the inventive one, has discovered the ultimate use for homework—it’s the perfect kindling for roasting frogs! Why stress over grades when you can enjoy a froggy feast lit by the flames of algebra and history pages?

Human_Vs_Zombie_BRAM
Human_Vs_Zombie_BRAM

Homework? More Like Frog-Roasting Fuel!

Bram, always the inventive one, has discovered the ultimate use for homework—it’s the perfect kindling for roasting frogs! Why stress over grades when you can enjoy a froggy feast lit by the flames of algebra and history pages?

Human_Vs_Zombie_BLAIR

Teen Angst Remains Undead

Your angsty teenage daughter? Some things never change, not even when you’re a zombie. Blair still sports her signature eye-roll and unenthused vibe, but as a member of the undead, she finds it more of a statement than a phase.

Mud-Rolling > Grooming

And let’s not overlook Hades, the family’s once grumpy pup. In his new zombie life, he finds bliss in rolling around in the mud instead of fretting over cleanliness. Yes, in Porto Morto, even the pets embrace the muck with joy!

 
Human_Vs_Zombie_HADES
Human_Vs_Zombie_HADES

Mud-Rolling > Grooming

And let’s not overlook Hades, the family’s once grumpy pup. In his new zombie life, he finds bliss in rolling around in the mud instead of fretting over cleanliness. Yes, in Porto Morto, even the pets embrace the muck with joy!

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