{"id":3247,"date":"2025-12-11T23:06:26","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T23:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/?p=3247"},"modified":"2025-12-11T23:39:41","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T23:39:41","slug":"brams-best-zombie-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/es\/2025\/12\/11\/brams-best-zombie-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Bram\u2019s Best Zombie Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"3247\" class=\"elementor elementor-3247\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-68fcb082 e-con-full e-transform e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"68fcb082\" data-element_type=\"container\" 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class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Bram\u2019s Best Zombie Life<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-41e24744 elementor-author-box--layout-image-left elementor-author-box--align-left elementor-author-box--image-valign-middle elementor-widget elementor-widget-author-box\" data-id=\"41e24744\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"author-box.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-author-box\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/carla-valdes-559218a5\/\" class=\"elementor-author-box__avatar\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/Carlita-zombie-avatar-Pink-1-1-300x300.png\" alt=\"Picture of Carla Vald\u00e9s\" loading=\"lazy\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-author-box__text\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/in\/carla-valdes-559218a5\/\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-author-box__name\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tCarla Vald\u00e9s\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-author-box__bio\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Escritora Principal<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3c5d389 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"3c5d389\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Stay Dead - Blog #41<\/h4>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3f5d9c54 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"3f5d9c54\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-223c1cd9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"223c1cd9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tI have finally been authorized to speak publicly and deliver my first official missive. Consider this my formal \u201csliding into your DMs,\u201d as the human kids say, from the youngest and arguably most intellectually advanced member of the Rottington family.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-92df54a e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"92df54a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3c47c0d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"3c47c0d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">A Most Polite Introduction<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2b63120 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"2b63120\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1148\" height=\"820\" src=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.08.41.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-3249\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.08.41.png 1148w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.08.41-300x214.png 300w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.08.41-1024x731.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.08.41-768x549.png 768w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.08.41-18x12.png 18w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1148px) 100vw, 1148px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7dcdaee8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7dcdaee8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Salutations, humans of the world!<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am Bram Rottington, and though my sister insists on calling me \u201ca walking health code violation\u201d or \u201cthe reason our mother lost her sense of smell,\u201d I find her assessments incomplete. I am not just a collection of odors and hazards, I am a scholar of the strange, a connoisseur of bugs, an innovator of controlled chaos. To put it short: I\u2019m a curiosity-powered superbrain designed for peak zombie living.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Which is why I\u2019m here: to explain why, in my humble but scientifically sound opinion, zombie life is the greatest upgrade any human could hope for.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By the end of this blog, you may even consider joining the resistance.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One of our perks? Never brushing your teeth again. Need I go on?<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4f998ad elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4f998ad\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Human Bram: A Case Study in Curiosity<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8c2ce31 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"8c2ce31\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1148\" height=\"872\" src=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.07.54.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-3250\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.07.54.png 1148w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.07.54-300x228.png 300w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.07.54-1024x778.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.07.54-768x583.png 768w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.07.54-16x12.png 16w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1148px) 100vw, 1148px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6198ee9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6198ee9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Before I earned the privilege of undeath, I was a small human with far too many questions and absolutely no impulse control. If something was new, shiny, sticky, smelly, forbidden, edible, or simply within reach\u2026 it went directly into my mouth.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mother\u2019s makeup? Yes.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hot glue gun? Better than gooey syrup.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">AA battery? Only once, and it buzzed delightfully.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">By age eight, the ER staff knew me by name. They never appreciated my bodily discoveries, but at least they were passive about it.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The dentists, however?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Those evil, tooth-hungry psychopaths with their mint-scented lairs and sinister little hooks? <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They were my sworn enemies long before I understood the concept of an \u201cop.\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Between ER visits and dental torture, it felt like the entire living world disapproved of my greatest strength: curiosity.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thankfully, everything changed when our Grandfather came to live with us. He handed me his old science textbooks, cleared a corner of his garage lab just for me, and even gifted me my very first proper journal.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Under his guidance my curiosity blossomed: loudly, dangerously, gloriously.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For the first time, I realized: <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My curiosity wasn\u2019t a flaw. It was a talent.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-13866e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"13866e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Post-Mortem Advantages: Bugs, Brains, and Boundless Potential<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-69002b7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"69002b7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1446\" height=\"1138\" src=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.12.34.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-3251\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.12.34.png 1446w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.12.34-300x236.png 300w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.12.34-1024x806.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.12.34-768x604.png 768w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-10.12.34-15x12.png 15w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1446px) 100vw, 1446px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4ffb3a5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4ffb3a5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I won\u2019t bore you with the details of how we became zombies on a tropical island, you\u2019ve heard that story enough. What matters is this: once the dust settled, my entire world opened up.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My body stopped rebelling.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My stomach welcomed the \u201cinedible.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My mind sharpened like a scalpel.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Most importantly, I gained unrestricted access to my favorite research subjects: bugs.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I catalogued them all in what would become my most prized possession: The Bug Bible, a comprehensive and occasionally sticky volume of every species I\u2019ve encountered in Porto Morto. Some I sketch. Some I dissect. Some I taste. Science demands versatility.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Most importantly, my parents gave me free reign: no more shelves out of reach.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If I needed something, I could literally dig up an extra pair of arms to fetch it. Liberation!<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My zombie body could withstand chemicals, critters, questionable concoctions \u2014 freeing me to pursue discovery without consequence.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For the first time ever, curiosity and survival aligned perfectly.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1735b9f elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1735b9f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Unexpected Reanimation<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-de367d8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"de367d8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1838\" height=\"1342\" src=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.18.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-3252\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.18.png 1838w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.18-300x219.png 300w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.18-1024x748.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.18-768x561.png 768w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.18-1536x1121.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.18-16x12.png 16w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1838px) 100vw, 1838px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-906f628 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"906f628\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Even the happiest afterlife has interruptions \u2014 mine arrived during a delightful evening of gaming and glow-bug snacking. One moment I\u2019m enjoying a worm disco in my mouth, and the next:<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">WHOOSH! \u2014 a C.A.R.E. vaccine blast through my window and hits me square in the face.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Suddenly I am no longer a brilliant undead being but a sweaty, horrified human boy with too many working nerves.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My teeth rotted.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My gums inflamed.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Every cavity I\u2019d ever earned in my short, sticky life began screaming bloody murder.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The worms in my mouth stopped dancing and abandoned me entirely. Traitors.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Before I could even adjust to having a pulse, I was strapped into the most barbaric contraption imaginable; a device that would make a medieval dungeon blush: the dentist chair.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whatever composure I had dissolved instantly.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I became a child again: panicked, sweating, internally combusting, begging fate to return me to zombiric bliss.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Salvation arrived in the form of my father, who burst into the room like a heroic Viking and bit me back to where I belonged.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One chomp, and I was free.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Free from the drill\u00a0 \u2014 that awful, shrieking drill.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Free from humanity!<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I may think my father a clumsy fool at times, but never have I loved him more.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6500a27 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"6500a27\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Arguments in Favor of Open Rebellion<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3d19bcf elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"3d19bcf\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1836\" height=\"1302\" src=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.51.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-3253\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.51.png 1836w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.51-300x213.png 300w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.51-1024x726.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.51-768x545.png 768w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.51-1536x1089.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.staydead.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Screen-Shot-1404-09-19-at-14.35.51-18x12.png 18w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1836px) 100vw, 1836px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b01d229 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b01d229\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Surviving sudden humanity taught me one thing: no zombie should suffer such indignities.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Zombie life gave me freedom to experiment, to explore, to eat whatever scuttles by without fear of judgment or dental reprisal.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">C.A.R.E. wants to take all that away.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They want order.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They want \u201cproper hygiene\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They want Dentists!!!<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They want to cure curiosity itself\u00a0 and that, in my expert opinion, is unforgivable.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So yes, I fight for every bug-loving zombie child.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Every aspiring scientist who needs space to tinker and occasionally explode things.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Every creature who prefers to rot over floss.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And if you value freedom \u2014 or simply wish to avoid dental appointments forever \u2014 you should consider joining us, too.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ed888c9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"ed888c9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">I Bid You Farewell! (For Now) \n<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-df74815 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"df74815\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well, I must return to my experiments. Several critters in my room are attempting to unionize, and I need to document their behavior before they realize I\u2019m listening.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you\u2019ve enjoyed this glimpse into my highly advanced brain, support the resistance \u2014 or at least keep an open mind about the joys of zombie life.<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Spread the word. 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